You are: A worker with an Angry Foreigner gimmick (ie: Yokozuna, Sgt. Slaughter, Nikita Koloff, Ivan Koloff, Nikolai Volkoff, etc.)
Your opponent: The U S of A
The Setup: Following years of an uppercard push based on your hatred of America, you reailze the joys of Capitalism and vow to defend the United States.
The Result: Your push goes down the crapper. Where you were once a World Champion or a top-level contender, you're now stuck in a low-end Tag Team with Hacksaw Jim Duggan or feuding with the Boris Zhukovs and Paul Jones' of the world. In some cases, you even die because you're fat. For God's sake--stay faithful to your hatred of America!
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