Moves You Shouldn't Do: Show Up at a TV Taping in Tampa, FL in 1987

You are: The British Bulldogs

Your opponent: Anyone, probably.

The Setup: As the reigning WWF Tag Team Champions, you and your faithful bulldog Matilda decide to honour your commitments and attend all WWF Superstars tapings, including in Tampa, FL.

The Result: Well...in January 1987, you get screwed out of your Tag Team Titles by that crooked referee Danny Davis. Then in December, the damn Islanders kidnap Matilda from right under your noses. Thank your lucky stars that there were only two tapings that year--who knows what else you would have lost.