Friday

Moves You Shouldn't Do: Receive a Ceremonial Headdress


You are: A worker with a Native American gimmick.


Your opponent: Some dastardly heel.


The Setup: As a celebration of your success, your tribe awards you its highest honor--a Ceremonial Headdress. You thank the Chief and hang the headdress on the ringpost while you work your match.


The Result: Some heel comes out and destroys it. Despite only having owned it for like 3 minutes, you are unreasonably attached to this item, and you probably cry. Nobody likes a sad Indian...

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