Sunday

Ripped From the Headlines


Terry Funk's Knees Retire


"Enough is enough. He's been promising to take it easy and head off to the Doublecross Ranch since--what--1983?" fumes exasperated left joint. "Then it's 'One more run with Flair' or 'After my FMW tour' or 'This moonsault will turn the ratings for Thunder around.' It's never going to end unless we take a stand."

Knees and Funk admit that they agree on one thing: Dusty Rhodes is an "egg-sucking dog." (continued on Page 3)

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