Tuesday

Who Ya Got?











Lo-Ki vs. Loki








Loki: Beloved pet of Mickey Rourke
Lo-Ki: Beloved by Pavlovian Internet fans

Loki: is buried in a Pet Cemetary
Lo-Ki: was buried in the TNA undercard as Senshi

Loki: Small enough to be carried in Mickey Rourke's pocket.
Lo-Ki: Small enough to be carried by a good worker.

Loki: Is a Chihauha.
Lo-Ki: Is a former member of the Rottweilers.

Lo-Ki: Is bald.
Loki: Is a Chihauha. So, yeah, he's also bald. (Technically, WAS also bald.)

Loki: Has a surprisingly loud bark.
Low-Ki: Has a surprisingly deep voice.

Low-Ki: Criticized for his stiff way of working.
Loki: Is currently experiencing Rigor Morits-related sitffness.


Decision: You want either a tiny, decaying dog or Mickey Rourke's pet? Go for it!!

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