The Reason Why George St. Pierre Dominated B.J. Penn...

...well, it sure as hell wasn't a dab of Vaseline.

The Reason Why: The GWF Went Out of Business...

...those Middle Eastern investors didn't, in any technical sense, exist.

The Reason Why Matt Cappotelli was Released by the WWE...

...brain cancer.

The Reason Why Vladimir Kozlov is getting a push...

...he's a big Russian.

The Reason Why Bryan Danielson Doesn't Wrestle for Shimmer...

...it's a women's federation.

The Reason Why I Can't Watch TNA Impact...

...I am not a fucking retard.

The Reason Why the Katie Vick angle bombed...

...a lot of people are uncomfortable with the idea of necrophilia.

The Reason Why Brock Lesnar Is a Good UFC Heavyweight Champion...

...he beat Randy Couture, who was the previous champion.

The Reason Why Dusty Rhodes Got Over...

...He had a lot of charisma.

The Reason Why: The Midnight Express Broke up...

...Dennis Condrey, Stan Lane, and Jim Cornette all left the promotion

The Reason Why World Class Folded...

...All the Von Erichs kept dying.

(From left to right: Old Age, Overdose, Suicide, Suicide, Suicide, Not Yet Dead)

The Reason Why Randy Mulkey Didn't Win More Matches...

...He was a jobber.

The Reason Why Jimmy Snuka Was Not World Champion...

...Dead hooker in hotel room.

The Reason Why Bruiser Brody Died...

...He was stabbed.

The Reason Why The WBF Failed...

...People don't enjoy watching bodybuilding competitions.

The Reason Why The XFL Failed...

...it was a secondary football league with an inferior level of play.