Showing posts with label Why I'd Be a Bad Pro-Wrestler. Show all posts
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Thursday

Why I'd Be a Bad Pro-Wrestler: Reason #41




I'd be more than happy to have the local police press charges against some heel who blinded my girlfriend with ink. There would be no need for me to try to "settle it in the ring." I really don't think that the heel would learn anything by main eventing around the circuit. He would seem to benefit from this, actually. No, a nice stint in jail seems appropriate.