Scouting Report: Wendell Cooley

Name: Wendell Cooley

Strengths: Fringe jackets, rugged cowboy appeal, relatively harmless

Weaknesses: Being interesting

Notes: Nicknamed "The Wildcat," Bill Watts pushed him as hard as he possibly could to try and get him over. Did not work... Name sounds suspiciously like a racial slur.

Can He Powerbomb Kidman?: Fuck No.