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Scouting Report: Jim Neidhart

Name: Jim Neidhart

Strengths: Tag team wrestling, track and field events, possibly metallurgy

Weaknesses: Cheeseburgers, laughing like a normal human being, often mistaken for Tank Abbott

Notes: Improbably the least cursed member of the Hart Foundation. Not really sure how the hell that happened.

Can He Powerbomb Kidman?: No.

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