Jackass Booking: What's it Take?

So Wrestler A (let's call him Shane Douglas) is working against Wrestler B (let's say, oh, I dunno...Pitbull #2). They have about a 20 minute match, possibly a 4-way, against Wrestler C (Hmm...Chris Candido?...no, Chris Jericho) and Wrestler D (Too Cold Scorpio). Pitbull has a partner (maybe Pitbull #1 or #1) and a manager/valet at ringside (possibly Beulah or Francine).

We join this Jackass Finish just after Jericho and Scorpio have been eliminated:


--Ref bump
--Pitbull 2 presses Douglas
--Francine comes in the ring and throws powder in Pitbull 2's eyes
--Douglas lowblows Pitbull 2
--Francine takes off her skirt, revealing that the powder was a "turn" on Pitbull 2
--Douglas and Francine make out
--Pitbull 2Hulks Up
--Pitbull 2 Clotheslines Douglas outside the ring
--Pitbull #1 finally notices something is up and grabs Francine
--Pitbull 2 sets up a table, basically right on top of the still-unconscious ref
--Pitbull 2 realizes that the ref is right under the table, and rolls him harshly outside
--The Pitbulls give Francine a superbomb through the table
--ECW! ECW!
--Douglas returns from the dead and DDTs Pitbull #1 (possibly breaking Pitbull's neck)
--Douglas hits Pitbull 2 with a belt shot
--Nearfall
--Douglas hits Pitbull 2 with a chunk of the table
--Nearfall
--Um, brass knuckles?
--Nearfall
--Shit. How about a chain?
--Nearfall
--Crap.
--Pitbull 2 Hulks Up
--Uh oh.
--Pitbull 2 whips Douglas into the corner
--Pitbull 2 misses a leg lariat and (perhaps unintentionally) flies over the top rope
--Howzabout a Belly To Belly maybe? That can't be more effective than powder, a lowblow, brass knuckles, a table or a chain? Guess it's worth a shot.
--1-2-3...Pin
--Hey! That somehow worked!!

OK...I'll admit it. This was a REAL jackass finish. In the future, we'll invent them. We promise.